Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
this thing is stronger than god
I tried playing red dead redemption on this and got trampled to death by a horse
Passenger next to me: Sir can you please turn that down?
Me, playing on my 50pound gaming laptop, yelling over it’s loud cooling fans and Skyrim sounds w/ sex mods : WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU?
That smile, I am so happy for her ♥️. May the rest of her life be filled with happiness and freedom.
me n my gamer gf
gf: (turns her PS4 on)
me: babe… you’re so good at video games
pshahajsjs my cat, everyone
When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die
Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.
I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.
Only if Tom is Watson
yes please
